THE OBAMA SPEECH

DRINKING GAME

 

 

 

What you’ll need:

 

A pen and paper, a hat or bowl, shot glasses or beer mugs, plenty of alcohol and someone who can keep count while intoxicated.

 

Instructions:

 

 Take a piece of paper and write down each phrase or word listed below. Tear into pieces containing one phrase or word each and place in a hat or bowl. Players take turns picking one at a time until all words have been assigned. During the speech, when Obama says any of the words or phrases you drew from the bowl, you must take a drink. Repeat through the entire speech or until vomiting occurs.

 

Before beginning the game, each player will attempt to predict the total number of applause breaks throughout the speech. One player should be designated to keep track throughout the speech. The player closest to the actual number at the end of the speech will be spared, while everyone else must chug his or her drink to end the game!

 

 

KEY WORDS

 

Stimulus	Wall Street	Economy	Hope	Change or Reform
Bi-Partisanship	Terror or Terrorists	9/11	Ahmadinejad or Iran	North Korea or Kim Jong-il
Al Qaeda or Bin Laden	Iraq	Budget Deficit	Afghanistan	General Patreaus
Earmarks	Unemployment	Fiscal Responsibility	Torture or Guantanamo	Israel or Gaza
Subprime Mortgages	Global Warming or Climate Change	HMO’s or Uninsured Children	Federal Reserve or banks	Racial or Ethnic  discrimination

 

 

All Players must drink if:

 

• Obama mentions George W Bush
• Nancy Pelosi goes more than ten seconds without blinking
• A member of the audience falls asleep - DOUBLE if it's John McCain  
• Joe Biden rolls his eyes
• Obama praises the military or men & women in Uniform
• A protester interrupts the speech
• Obama mentions a private citizen by name
• Thanks God or the “Almighty”

 

* NOTE:

 

The game can be played with 2 or more players. I've listed 25 words above, so if you have 5 players, each would receive five words; or 4 players would receive 6 each and so forth. 

 

 

For games using more than 5 people, I recommend adding your own words so each person will have at least 4 or 5 to play.

 

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